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Title:Prisoners of War
Pairing(s):Paris/Achilles Agamemnon/Paris and one Paris/Hector scene
Author: beautiful_ori
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slavery, BDSM, hurt/comfort, typical deliciousness.
Disclaimer: I'm not affiliated with anyome who made this film [shame, really] and I'm not being compensated in any way for producing this story, which is purely fictitious [once again, what a shame...]
Summary: Things go a tiny bit differently when Paris almost kills Agamemnon at the sacking of Troy. He and his cousin Briseis are captured and taken away to be slaves in Greece for the amusement of the egotistical High King. Achilles develops a new interest and slash insues...obviously


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Any of you lovely, lovely, wondrous people live in the UK?

...Because I happen to need a copy of October's special edition GQ Magazine, and I happen to need it quite quite badly.

[Orlando Bloom featured as one of their men of the year]

I'll pay you for it, obviously. If you feel iffy you can look at my ebay account or whatever. I have 17 stars for being a good buyer!

Or I'll just...you know...be yr sex slave FOREVER. It's all about what works best for you. But srsly, I don't know if I'll survive not having this magazine

*runs around in frantic circles whimpering*
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Title:Prisoners of War
Pairing(s):Paris/Achilles Agamemnon/Paris and one Paris/Hector scene
Author: beautiful_ori
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slavery, BDSM, hurt/comfort, typical deliciousness.
Disclaimer: I'm not affiliated with anyome who made this film [shame, really] and I'm not being compensated in any way for producing this story, which is purely fictitious [once again, what a shame...]
Summary: Things go a tiny bit differently when Paris almost kills Agamemnon at the sacking of Troy. He and his cousin Briseis are captured and taken away to be slaves in Greece for the amusement of the egotistical High King. Achilles develops a new interest and slash insues...obviously

Also: I don't really have a beta reader. And by 'don't really' I mean 'not at all' So...I'm sorry.

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Title:Prisoners of War
Pairing(s):Paris/Achilles Agamemnon/Paris and one Paris/Hector scene
Author: beautiful_ori
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slavery, BDSM, hurt/comfort, typical deliciousness.
Disclaimer: I'm not affiliated with anyome who made this film [shame, really] and I'm not being compensated in any way for producing this story, which is purely fictitious [once again, what a shame...]
Summary: Things go a tiny bit differently when Paris almost kills Agamemnon at the sacking of Troy. He and his cousin Briseis are captured and taken away to be slaves in Greece for the amusement of the egotistical High King. Achilles develops a new interest and slash insues...obviously
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Wish I could make these four shag each other's brains out just for you, my darling. But alas, I am but a mortal. You shall have to settle for teh smut *smooches*


HAPPY BIRTHDAY realm_of_ylith More Orlibean especially for you, muffin!
Pairing(s):Sean/Orlando
Author: beautiful_ori
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rape
Disclaimer: College Student. And I'm pretty sure Sean and Orlando don't have the same birthday.
Summary: A slashy retelling of "The Little Match Girl"

So...Basically Ylith is the best in the world and her writing makes me deliriously aroused and I want to have her babies, k?

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What Type Of Slash Fan Are You?



I think everyone pretty much knows that I loves teh kink like no other.

Orlando: I sure do.

Me: Shut up and get back in your cage!

Orlando: *Whimper*

But on a more serious note, I am working on one of my longer peices now, Libero which was the first thing I ever posted, and has been wasting away as I've been distracted. For those who haven't read the previous installments and don't know, it's a whorelando fic, so feel free to request some pairings and I'll throw 'em in there.

Orlando: Oh! No one icky, please!

Me: I thought I told you to go away, you little slut. *Goes to deal with Orlando*
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Paid Account timeee!!!

Yeah. I've been a cheap-o for far too long, and I loves teh LJ so much!

but If anyone wants to tell me how to make it look special/make it look special for me, it would be pretty nice since I don't know what in hell I'm doing. *Smiles Bashfully*

I will offer recompense in teh form of sexual favors, from either myself or some hot peice of manflesh in written form [ie slash] since I don't know how much effort making LJ pretteh takes. Any and all offers will be taken seriously.

<3
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PRESENT FOR realm_of_ylith PART 2/2
Pairing(s):Sean/Orlando [Odysseus/Paris if you will]
Author: beautiful_ori
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Pretend!Rape
Disclaimer: College Student
Summary: Sean Bean likes Orlando, especially while begging, and is pretty much a hypocrite. Sorry it took so long *hides*
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PRESENT FOR realm_of_ylith PART 1/2
Pairing(s):Sean/Orlando [Odysseus/Paris if you will]
Author: beautiful_ori
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Pretend!Rape
Disclaimer: College Student
Summary: Sean Bean likes Orlando, especially while begging, and is pretty much a hypocrite.
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OK

I just realized that I am a member of several slash communities and I haven't posted any of my work to a sigle one of them.

I guess being in College doesn't necessarily make you smart...

*goes off to post something somewhere*
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